mary poppins you are not

why would you run into the refridgerator at full speed with an open umbrella?!

bootie

your boots do not belong in your sisters pants. Get them out of there. Now.

booger

mom: "get a tissue, you have a booger trying to escape"

almost 4 year old: "I have a better idea!"

mom: "Why on earth would you wipe your nose on your babydoll?! We use tissues"

almost 4 year old: "nothing escapes her power!"

mom: "I love you, but you are an odd little girl"

butterfly

"Do not hit your sister with a butterfly!"... "I dont care if its not alive, we dont hit!"